do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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