I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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