Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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