We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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