You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize
