Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
Randomize