You surviving the open bar?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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