Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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