i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
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