Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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