This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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