Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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