Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
In other news, I just burned my penis
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Randomize