I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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