physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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