It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
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