I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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