ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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