I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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