i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
it's great music for shaving your balls
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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