who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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