They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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