it hurts more in the daytime
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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