Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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