youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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