my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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