Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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