Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
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