im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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