Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm just crazy horny about you
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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