Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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