Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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