I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
They left me at home... I'm a liability
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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