why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
MIDGETS
????
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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