i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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