Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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