yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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