i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Randomize
