Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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