Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
