Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
there is glitter all over my balls
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