Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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