Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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