I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Randomize
