We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
