I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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