Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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