i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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