If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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