belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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