He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I'm really busy with my period
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