I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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