Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
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