Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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